1 00:00:11,950 --> 00:00:12,951 Has anybody heard from brian? 2 00:00:12,951 --> 00:00:14,452 I've been trying to reach him all day. 3 00:00:14,452 --> 00:00:16,454 Me too, but he hasn't returned any of my calls. 4 00:00:16,454 --> 00:00:17,956 I hope he's all right. 5 00:00:17,956 --> 00:00:20,959 I wonder how the condemned man's spending his final hours? 6 00:00:20,959 --> 00:00:22,460 Doing penance? Doing drugs. 7 00:00:22,961 --> 00:00:24,462 Doing as many guys as he can? 8 00:00:25,964 --> 00:00:27,465 Bingo. 9 00:00:27,465 --> 00:00:28,967 Maybe we shouldn't go through with this. 10 00:00:28,967 --> 00:00:30,468 He made it clear he doesn't want to be reminded. 11 00:00:30,969 --> 00:00:31,970 We're not even supposed to mention it. 12 00:00:31,970 --> 00:00:33,972 It could get ugly. Really ugly. 13 00:00:33,972 --> 00:00:37,976 Still, it is an event of historic proportion. 14 00:00:37,976 --> 00:00:40,979 Like the moon landing, or the fall of communism. 15 00:00:40,979 --> 00:00:43,982 It is our duty as friends to commemorate it. 16 00:00:43,982 --> 00:00:45,984 And make sure he remembers it. 17 00:00:46,484 --> 00:00:48,486 Always. 18 00:01:00,498 --> 00:01:02,500 Brian! 19 00:01:02,500 --> 00:01:03,501 Hello in there. 20 00:01:03,501 --> 00:01:06,004 Wake up, sleepy head. 21 00:01:06,004 --> 00:01:08,005 What're you doing here? 22 00:01:08,005 --> 00:01:10,007 Oh, you mean you haven't heard? 23 00:01:10,007 --> 00:01:13,011 It's the last day of the rest of your life. 24 00:01:13,011 --> 00:01:14,012 Did i die? 25 00:01:14,012 --> 00:01:16,014 No, but you'll wish you had. 26 00:01:17,515 --> 00:01:19,017 You're 30. 27 00:01:29,527 --> 00:01:31,029 Go away! Sorry, grampa. 28 00:01:31,029 --> 00:01:34,032 I said go away. 29 00:01:34,032 --> 00:01:35,033 No such luck. 30 00:01:37,534 --> 00:01:38,535 Grab him! 31 00:01:39,036 --> 00:01:40,037 Careful, he bites. 32 00:01:40,037 --> 00:01:41,038 Get his gucci, 33 00:01:41,538 --> 00:01:42,539 Prada, armani. 34 00:01:42,539 --> 00:01:44,041 Jesus, what a label queen. 35 00:01:44,041 --> 00:01:45,043 Upsy-Daisy. 36 00:01:45,043 --> 00:01:47,045 Leave me alone. 37 00:01:47,045 --> 00:01:48,046 Believe me, brian, this is going to hurt you 38 00:01:48,046 --> 00:01:49,547 A lot more than it's going to hurt us. 39 00:01:50,048 --> 00:01:50,548 Get him! 40 00:02:08,065 --> 00:02:09,066 What is this? 41 00:02:09,066 --> 00:02:10,567 Your official membership 42 00:02:10,567 --> 00:02:12,069 To the dead faggots society. 43 00:02:12,069 --> 00:02:14,571 And who are you, the fucking founding father? 44 00:02:14,571 --> 00:02:17,074 Oh, you know, you really are going to need to get some new material, 45 00:02:17,574 --> 00:02:20,078 Now that you are... one of "us". 46 00:02:22,080 --> 00:02:24,081 Wait, shouldn't he make a wish first? 47 00:02:24,081 --> 00:02:26,583 Oh, hon, he already has. 48 00:02:26,583 --> 00:02:28,085 He's still 30. 49 00:02:28,085 --> 00:02:29,586 Hey, who wants some deathday cake? 50 00:02:29,586 --> 00:02:30,587 Deathday cake? Oh, yeah. 51 00:02:30,587 --> 00:02:31,588 Deathday cake? 52 00:02:31,588 --> 00:02:33,090 I'll have some... 53 00:02:33,090 --> 00:02:34,591 since i won't have to deal with the whole age issue 54 00:02:34,591 --> 00:02:37,095 For a long, long time. 55 00:02:37,095 --> 00:02:38,596 It's not so bad. 56 00:02:38,596 --> 00:02:41,098 You forget about it, you go on. 57 00:02:41,098 --> 00:02:44,101 Especially when you consider the alternative. 58 00:02:44,101 --> 00:02:45,602 Think of all the fun you're going to have, 59 00:02:45,602 --> 00:02:48,105 Going to new york, partying with the big boys. 60 00:02:48,105 --> 00:02:50,607 You've just only begun to fuck. 61 00:02:51,108 --> 00:02:54,112 I'm not going to new york. 62 00:02:54,112 --> 00:02:55,112 What? 63 00:02:55,112 --> 00:02:56,113 Huh? I said i'm not... 64 00:02:58,615 --> 00:02:59,616 i'm not going to new york. 65 00:03:01,118 --> 00:03:02,619 The job fell through. 66 00:03:07,124 --> 00:03:08,626 Why the fuck didn't you tell me? 67 00:03:08,626 --> 00:03:10,627 What difference does it make? 68 00:03:10,627 --> 00:03:11,628 You've got your plans with david. 69 00:03:13,130 --> 00:03:14,131 I know, but... 70 00:03:14,131 --> 00:03:15,632 it's no big deal. 71 00:03:15,632 --> 00:03:17,134 No big deal? 72 00:03:17,134 --> 00:03:19,136 It's all you've been talking about, 73 00:03:19,136 --> 00:03:21,638 Leaving, not looking back. 74 00:03:21,638 --> 00:03:23,140 You even put your loft on the market. 75 00:03:23,140 --> 00:03:25,143 Well, i can just take it off the market. 76 00:03:25,143 --> 00:03:26,143 Anyway, it doesn't matter. 77 00:03:26,143 --> 00:03:27,144 I'm already dead. 78 00:03:33,150 --> 00:03:36,153 Okay, stuff marked "p", where does that go? 79 00:03:36,153 --> 00:03:38,655 All boxes marked with "p" go to portland. 80 00:03:38,655 --> 00:03:40,657 "S"? Storage. 81 00:03:40,657 --> 00:03:43,160 Hey, michael! 82 00:03:43,160 --> 00:03:45,162 You didn't you tell me the moving men were coming today. 83 00:03:45,162 --> 00:03:46,663 Oh, i thought i did. 84 00:03:46,663 --> 00:03:49,166 That one's storage. Okay? 85 00:03:49,166 --> 00:03:51,168 I better finish packing my stuff. 86 00:03:51,168 --> 00:03:52,669 No, it's okay. 87 00:03:52,669 --> 00:03:54,171 I did it. 88 00:03:54,671 --> 00:03:55,672 But i don't know... 89 00:03:55,672 --> 00:03:57,673 i don't know what's an "s" and what's a "p". 90 00:03:57,673 --> 00:04:00,677 Captain astro, robots, comic books are a "p", 91 00:04:01,178 --> 00:04:03,680 Clothes, video equipment... oh, and... 92 00:04:03,680 --> 00:04:06,683 you should give this to your friends and your mother. 93 00:04:06,683 --> 00:04:08,185 That's our new address. 94 00:04:08,185 --> 00:04:09,686 New address? When did we... 95 00:04:09,686 --> 00:04:10,687 when did we get a place? 96 00:04:11,188 --> 00:04:13,689 I rented a house on the internet. 97 00:04:13,689 --> 00:04:15,191 Why didn't you tell me? 98 00:04:15,191 --> 00:04:17,694 Well, there just wasn't time. I mean, we would've lost it. 99 00:04:17,694 --> 00:04:19,696 You're going to love the place, it's got an atrium, a pool... 100 00:04:21,198 --> 00:04:23,200 Sounds great. Um... 101 00:04:23,200 --> 00:04:25,202 look, i'm going to go pick up the tickets. 102 00:04:25,202 --> 00:04:26,703 No, don't have to. 103 00:04:26,703 --> 00:04:28,204 I did it. 104 00:04:28,204 --> 00:04:30,706 Oh. Oh, well... 105 00:04:30,706 --> 00:04:33,210 Okay. Then i'm going to call ted. 106 00:04:33,210 --> 00:04:34,711 He was going to give us a ride to the airport. 107 00:04:34,711 --> 00:04:36,213 No need. I booked a car. 108 00:04:38,215 --> 00:04:40,717 Is there anything i can do? 109 00:04:40,717 --> 00:04:43,719 Uh, yeah, you can... 110 00:04:44,720 --> 00:04:46,722 stand there and look gorgeous, 111 00:04:46,722 --> 00:04:48,224 Which you do so beautifully. 112 00:04:52,729 --> 00:04:56,733 Isn't it great to be in love with a guy who does everything? 113 00:04:59,735 --> 00:05:01,737 Yeah. Um... 114 00:05:01,737 --> 00:05:03,239 so i guess i'll just go to the beauty parlour 115 00:05:03,239 --> 00:05:04,740 And get my nails done. 116 00:05:08,745 --> 00:05:11,748 When binder calls from the aclu, put him right through. 117 00:05:11,748 --> 00:05:14,250 Well, this day is just full of surprises. 118 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,752 Is this a fun visit or do you two need a good lawyer? 119 00:05:16,752 --> 00:05:18,754 Hm, what we need is a good lunch. 120 00:05:20,256 --> 00:05:24,261 We thought we'd... take blake out, if you can spare him. 121 00:05:24,261 --> 00:05:26,263 Oh, i'd be happy to, if he was here. 122 00:05:26,263 --> 00:05:27,764 He hasn't come in today. 123 00:05:29,765 --> 00:05:31,767 Oh... that's right. 124 00:05:31,767 --> 00:05:33,769 I-I forgot that he... 125 00:05:33,769 --> 00:05:35,271 he mentioned this morning he wasn't feeling well. 126 00:05:35,771 --> 00:05:38,274 He, uh... yeah, i... i think he's got the flu... 127 00:05:38,274 --> 00:05:40,277 or something and, uh... 128 00:05:40,777 --> 00:05:42,779 h-He didn't want to share his germs with anyone. 129 00:05:42,779 --> 00:05:45,281 Well, that's thoughtful but frankly, teddy, 130 00:05:45,281 --> 00:05:47,783 This isn't the first time. And when he is here, he's slow 131 00:05:47,783 --> 00:05:49,785 And he doesn't complete tasks we assign him. 132 00:05:49,785 --> 00:05:51,787 The other partners are pissed. They want him gone. 133 00:05:51,787 --> 00:05:54,290 Melanie, line one. Well, i mean... 134 00:05:54,290 --> 00:05:55,791 I'll talk to him. I-I don't know... oh, that's my call. 135 00:05:56,293 --> 00:05:57,294 'Scuse me, guys. 136 00:05:58,795 --> 00:06:00,796 Yes, hi. This is melanie marcus. 137 00:06:00,796 --> 00:06:01,797 Uh, i'm getting... 138 00:06:02,298 --> 00:06:03,799 don't say anything. 139 00:06:03,799 --> 00:06:06,302 Me? Oh, i wouldn't dream of it. 140 00:06:06,802 --> 00:06:08,804 Except it's not his germs he didn't want to share. 141 00:06:08,804 --> 00:06:10,306 It's his drugs. 142 00:06:10,806 --> 00:06:12,308 Thank you for not saying anything. 143 00:06:12,308 --> 00:06:14,811 Why do you always have to be so fucking cynical? 144 00:06:14,811 --> 00:06:16,812 I'm not cynical. But you know what? 145 00:06:16,812 --> 00:06:20,316 I'd rather be fucking cynical than in fucking denial. 146 00:06:24,320 --> 00:06:27,823 Well, he has a cold and a sore throat 147 00:06:27,823 --> 00:06:31,827 Accompanied by the aches and pains of fever and congestion. 148 00:06:31,827 --> 00:06:34,330 If the symptoms persist, we'll consult a physician. 149 00:06:34,330 --> 00:06:35,831 Now, let's go to the shrimpboat. 150 00:06:38,834 --> 00:06:40,836 You'll love the barbecue, jen. 151 00:06:40,836 --> 00:06:42,338 It's a p-Flag tradition. 152 00:06:42,338 --> 00:06:44,340 Debbie started it. 153 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:46,342 There're so many serious issues to deal with, 154 00:06:46,342 --> 00:06:47,843 I just thought it was a nice way to have fun with your kids. 155 00:06:47,843 --> 00:06:49,845 I'm looking forward to it. 156 00:06:49,845 --> 00:06:52,348 I'm not that sure how eager justin's going to be. 157 00:06:52,348 --> 00:06:53,349 I'll work on him. 158 00:06:55,351 --> 00:06:57,853 They've got everything on stamps these days. 159 00:06:57,853 --> 00:06:58,854 Composers, birds, 160 00:06:58,854 --> 00:07:00,856 Even the three stooges. 161 00:07:00,856 --> 00:07:02,357 So when are they going to have "famous fags"? 162 00:07:03,859 --> 00:07:05,861 You can be on the 69-Cent stamp, honey. 163 00:07:08,864 --> 00:07:09,865 Hey, mom. 164 00:07:09,865 --> 00:07:11,367 Hi. Hi. 165 00:07:14,370 --> 00:07:16,372 You're going with your mom to the p-Flag barbecue 166 00:07:16,372 --> 00:07:18,373 And i don't want to hear another word about it. 167 00:07:18,373 --> 00:07:19,374 Okay. 168 00:07:22,378 --> 00:07:24,380 How do you think i got michael to go all those years? 169 00:07:27,383 --> 00:07:29,885 It's the first one he's gonna have missed since he was 18. 170 00:07:29,885 --> 00:07:32,388 Well, at least he's where he belongs, 171 00:07:32,388 --> 00:07:33,388 With the man he loves. 172 00:07:33,388 --> 00:07:35,390 On the opposite side of the goddamn world. 173 00:07:35,390 --> 00:07:37,393 Look at it this way, deb; 174 00:07:37,893 --> 00:07:38,894 You've had him all this time. 175 00:07:39,895 --> 00:07:41,397 Listen to him. 176 00:07:41,897 --> 00:07:44,400 Tell you what, we can share justin. 177 00:07:44,400 --> 00:07:46,402 Pretty soon he'll be gone too. 178 00:07:46,402 --> 00:07:48,403 Graduation's coming up... 179 00:07:48,403 --> 00:07:49,404 the prom... 180 00:07:49,904 --> 00:07:50,405 the prom. 181 00:07:52,407 --> 00:07:54,910 I went with connie costello. 182 00:07:54,910 --> 00:07:57,413 200 pounds wrapped in purple satin. 183 00:07:57,913 --> 00:07:59,415 She was like a stuffed grape leaf. 184 00:08:00,916 --> 00:08:03,419 Of course, i couldn't take who i really wanted to. 185 00:08:03,918 --> 00:08:05,420 Lance rocco. 186 00:08:05,420 --> 00:08:06,421 Lance rocco. 187 00:08:07,422 --> 00:08:09,924 Pisser of a kisser. 188 00:08:09,924 --> 00:08:11,427 I wound up dancing with connie. 189 00:08:12,928 --> 00:08:13,929 He wound up not going at all. 190 00:08:14,930 --> 00:08:15,931 Yeah, i'm not going either. 191 00:08:18,434 --> 00:08:19,934 Why not? 192 00:08:19,934 --> 00:08:21,936 Like vic said, it's for straight kids. 193 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:24,439 I think the prom's for everyone, straight or gay. 194 00:08:24,439 --> 00:08:25,940 That's right. 195 00:08:25,940 --> 00:08:28,944 It's one of those... those growing up experiences. 196 00:08:28,944 --> 00:08:30,446 You know, what in the hell do they call it? 197 00:08:30,446 --> 00:08:31,447 Rites of passage? 198 00:08:31,447 --> 00:08:32,448 That's it. 199 00:08:32,948 --> 00:08:34,450 It's like... like losing your virginity 200 00:08:34,450 --> 00:08:37,452 Or... or... or getting your driver's license. 201 00:08:37,452 --> 00:08:39,954 I'd just hate to see you deprive yourself of the experience 202 00:08:39,954 --> 00:08:42,457 Because you think you don't belong. 203 00:09:04,480 --> 00:09:05,481 Hey, teddy. 204 00:09:06,981 --> 00:09:07,982 Where've you been? 205 00:09:08,983 --> 00:09:09,984 Out. 206 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:12,987 How're you feeling? 207 00:09:14,989 --> 00:09:16,491 Great. 208 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:17,993 Then why weren't you at work? 209 00:09:19,995 --> 00:09:21,496 I stopped by to take you out to lunch, 210 00:09:21,496 --> 00:09:22,997 Melanie said you'd called in sick. 211 00:09:23,498 --> 00:09:24,499 Mm, mm-Hm... 212 00:09:25,500 --> 00:09:27,001 hmmm. 213 00:09:27,001 --> 00:09:28,002 Hmm! 214 00:09:28,503 --> 00:09:30,505 Yeah. I had, uh... 215 00:09:31,005 --> 00:09:32,006 huh... 216 00:09:33,007 --> 00:09:36,011 One of those 24-Hour bug things. But... 217 00:09:37,011 --> 00:09:38,513 i'm feeling a lot better now. 218 00:09:40,014 --> 00:09:43,017 Well, you'd better not miss any more days because... 219 00:09:43,518 --> 00:09:44,018 they might... 220 00:09:47,021 --> 00:09:49,023 don't worry. 221 00:09:50,525 --> 00:09:54,529 I'll be there all bright-Eyed and bushy-Tailed... 222 00:09:56,030 --> 00:09:57,532 first thing in the morning. 223 00:09:57,532 --> 00:10:00,034 Uh-Huh. Promise. 224 00:10:00,034 --> 00:10:01,536 Good... 225 00:10:01,536 --> 00:10:04,038 You know, because y-You're doing... you're doing so well. 226 00:10:04,539 --> 00:10:06,541 So... really well. 227 00:10:06,541 --> 00:10:08,543 I-I-I'd hate to see you... 228 00:10:11,045 --> 00:10:12,547 fuck me. 229 00:10:12,547 --> 00:10:14,048 What? 230 00:10:14,048 --> 00:10:15,550 I said, 231 00:10:15,550 --> 00:10:16,551 "Fuck me". 232 00:10:18,553 --> 00:10:20,054 Blake, a-Are you listening to me? 233 00:10:20,054 --> 00:10:21,055 Are you listening to me? 234 00:10:21,556 --> 00:10:22,557 Hey... 235 00:10:22,557 --> 00:10:23,557 what're you...? 236 00:10:23,557 --> 00:10:25,560 Mmm. What're you...? 237 00:10:25,560 --> 00:10:27,562 I... want you... 238 00:10:29,063 --> 00:10:32,567 to fuck the shit out of me, all night long. 239 00:10:35,069 --> 00:10:36,571 All right, stop it. 240 00:10:37,572 --> 00:10:38,572 Stop it. 241 00:10:38,572 --> 00:10:40,073 Stop! 242 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:41,575 I said stop it! 243 00:10:41,575 --> 00:10:42,577 I want it! 244 00:10:45,079 --> 00:10:46,080 Please? 245 00:10:50,585 --> 00:10:51,586 Come on. 246 00:11:00,094 --> 00:11:01,095 Give it to me. 247 00:11:02,597 --> 00:11:03,598 Oh, yeah. 248 00:11:06,601 --> 00:11:07,602 Oh, yeah. 249 00:11:44,137 --> 00:11:45,639 Double absolut. 250 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:46,640 Diet pepsi. 251 00:11:47,140 --> 00:11:48,141 Grand marnier cosmo. 252 00:11:49,143 --> 00:11:50,645 Oh, my god. 253 00:11:51,145 --> 00:11:52,647 What? 254 00:11:52,647 --> 00:11:54,649 This may be the last time we're ever standing here 255 00:11:54,649 --> 00:11:56,149 At this bar ordering drinks. 256 00:12:00,654 --> 00:12:02,656 Is that all? I thought it was something serious. 257 00:12:03,657 --> 00:12:05,660 Think they have a babylon in portland? 258 00:12:05,660 --> 00:12:08,162 Huh, you think they have any queers in portland? 259 00:12:08,162 --> 00:12:11,165 Well, there will be at least two that we know of. 260 00:12:11,165 --> 00:12:12,666 Well, you're going to come and visit me, won't you? 261 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:14,167 If you wanted visitors, 262 00:12:14,167 --> 00:12:16,670 You probably should've moved to south beach. 263 00:12:16,670 --> 00:12:19,673 Oh... mikey. 264 00:12:19,673 --> 00:12:22,175 This might be the last time we see each other. 265 00:12:23,678 --> 00:12:26,681 I'm going to miss you so much. 266 00:12:26,681 --> 00:12:29,182 No. No, i'm not going to cry. 267 00:12:30,183 --> 00:12:31,184 As martha stewart says, 268 00:12:31,685 --> 00:12:32,686 When life gets you down, 269 00:12:32,686 --> 00:12:34,187 Have a party. 270 00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,691 So that's what i'm going to do. I'm going to give you a party. 271 00:12:38,191 --> 00:12:39,694 Okay, we'll need a theme. 272 00:12:40,194 --> 00:12:41,696 Need a theme, um... 273 00:12:41,696 --> 00:12:43,697 what the fuck do they have in portland? 274 00:12:44,197 --> 00:12:45,699 Lumberjacks? 275 00:12:45,699 --> 00:12:47,701 Oh, maybe i will come pay you a visit. 276 00:12:48,201 --> 00:12:49,202 Oh my god! I've got it. 277 00:12:49,202 --> 00:12:50,203 Flannel. 278 00:12:50,203 --> 00:12:51,204 We'll all wear flannel. 279 00:12:51,705 --> 00:12:53,206 Oh, that's perfect. 280 00:12:53,206 --> 00:12:55,208 And if you don't have any, you could always borrow some 281 00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,711 From lindsay and melanie. 282 00:12:58,211 --> 00:12:59,212 There, i... 283 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:01,214 i feel much better already. 284 00:13:02,215 --> 00:13:03,717 Oh, my god. 285 00:13:04,217 --> 00:13:06,720 My life's going to be so empty. 286 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,722 You still have me. I'm not going anywhere. 287 00:13:10,223 --> 00:13:10,724 Hurray. 288 00:13:17,731 --> 00:13:19,232 Brian... 289 00:13:20,233 --> 00:13:21,735 brian! 290 00:13:25,739 --> 00:13:27,240 Brian, wait a second. 291 00:13:28,741 --> 00:13:30,744 Go home and pack. 292 00:13:30,744 --> 00:13:31,745 David's taking care of that. 293 00:13:31,745 --> 00:13:34,247 He's... he's taking care of everything. 294 00:13:34,748 --> 00:13:36,750 What do you plan on doing when you get to fabulous portland? 295 00:13:36,750 --> 00:13:38,251 Are you going to leave all that up to david too? 296 00:13:38,752 --> 00:13:40,754 I haven't had time to think about it. 297 00:13:40,754 --> 00:13:43,256 You know, we've just been so busy. 298 00:13:43,256 --> 00:13:46,258 Leasing his house, and... and taking care of his practice 299 00:13:46,258 --> 00:13:47,260 And shipping his car... 300 00:13:47,260 --> 00:13:48,261 fuck "his". 301 00:13:50,263 --> 00:13:51,264 What about "yours"? 302 00:13:56,269 --> 00:13:58,271 You know what, fuck it. 303 00:13:58,271 --> 00:13:59,772 Do whatever you want. 304 00:14:11,785 --> 00:14:13,787 He's far too young for you. 305 00:14:15,788 --> 00:14:16,789 Do you want to dance? 306 00:14:16,789 --> 00:14:18,791 No, at my advanced years 307 00:14:18,791 --> 00:14:20,794 I might fall and break my hip. 308 00:14:20,794 --> 00:14:23,797 Nah, would you stop with the old age shit already? 309 00:14:24,297 --> 00:14:25,298 It's not like you're 40. 310 00:14:26,800 --> 00:14:28,301 What're you doing on friday night? 311 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,803 Friday, friday, friday... 312 00:14:29,803 --> 00:14:32,304 I don't know, my shortterm memory's not what it used to be. Uh... 313 00:14:32,304 --> 00:14:33,806 do you wanna come to my prom with me? 314 00:14:35,808 --> 00:14:37,811 As what? Your chaperone? 315 00:14:37,811 --> 00:14:38,812 As my date. 316 00:14:39,312 --> 00:14:41,314 Huh... i'd love to. 317 00:14:41,815 --> 00:14:42,816 Yeah? 318 00:14:42,816 --> 00:14:44,818 But my prom dress is still at the dry cleaners. 319 00:14:44,818 --> 00:14:46,819 Oh, come on. 320 00:14:46,819 --> 00:14:48,320 Are you out of your mind? 321 00:14:49,321 --> 00:14:50,322 Go and ask some girl. 322 00:14:50,322 --> 00:14:53,325 I don't want to go with some girl. 323 00:14:53,325 --> 00:14:56,329 I want to go with someone i care about. 324 00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:59,332 If that happens to be a guy, who cares? 325 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:01,334 You know, that's just what i need, 326 00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:03,335 To be at a dance with a bunch of fucking 18-Year-Olds. 327 00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:05,337 I thought you liked fucking 18-Year-Olds. 328 00:15:10,343 --> 00:15:12,345 Go buy a corsage... 329 00:15:12,345 --> 00:15:13,847 for someone else. 330 00:15:26,358 --> 00:15:28,361 Somebody looks all fucked out. 331 00:15:28,862 --> 00:15:30,864 Somebody is. 332 00:15:30,864 --> 00:15:33,365 Somebody needs vitamins. 333 00:15:33,365 --> 00:15:35,367 Coffee... over here. 334 00:15:35,367 --> 00:15:37,369 Blake and i had sex all night. 335 00:15:38,871 --> 00:15:40,372 Got a halfhour's sleep. 336 00:15:40,372 --> 00:15:43,877 Okay, this is what we call a "high-End" problem. 337 00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,379 Only it wasn't him i was fucking. 338 00:15:47,881 --> 00:15:48,380 It was some drug. 339 00:15:52,384 --> 00:15:54,386 Don't look so goddamn smug. 340 00:15:54,386 --> 00:15:56,388 You were right, okay? You happy? 341 00:15:56,388 --> 00:15:59,391 No... teddy, i'm not happy. 342 00:16:01,895 --> 00:16:02,395 I'm sorry. 343 00:16:07,399 --> 00:16:10,402 What the fuck am i going to do? 344 00:16:10,402 --> 00:16:12,905 Simple, honey. 345 00:16:12,905 --> 00:16:14,406 You're going to drink your coffee. 346 00:16:14,406 --> 00:16:15,908 Here's the cream. 347 00:16:17,409 --> 00:16:19,912 Then you're going to go home... 348 00:16:19,912 --> 00:16:21,413 and you're going to change the locks. 349 00:16:21,914 --> 00:16:24,416 Just shut him out, like he doesn't exist? 350 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:27,920 Well, that or you can keep lying to yourself, 351 00:16:27,920 --> 00:16:29,421 You know, making excuses for him, 352 00:16:29,922 --> 00:16:31,924 Living in a state of panic every time he disappears, 353 00:16:31,924 --> 00:16:34,426 Not knowing if he's alive or dead. 354 00:16:34,426 --> 00:16:36,929 And then when he finally shows up a mess, 355 00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:41,934 Having the supreme joy of putting him back together again. 356 00:16:41,934 --> 00:16:43,435 I-I... i can't. 357 00:16:43,435 --> 00:16:44,937 I... i can't do that. 358 00:16:45,437 --> 00:16:46,438 I just... i just... okay. 359 00:16:46,438 --> 00:16:48,440 Okay, okay. 360 00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:54,446 Then, um... then let's try door number two. 361 00:16:55,948 --> 00:16:59,451 "Aunt betty's b and b". 362 00:16:59,451 --> 00:17:02,955 He can, uh... he can join the long list of illustrious guests, 363 00:17:02,955 --> 00:17:04,957 Like liz and liza. 364 00:17:06,958 --> 00:17:09,461 Plus, uh... 365 00:17:09,461 --> 00:17:10,963 it'll be a good test... 366 00:17:11,463 --> 00:17:12,965 to see who he loves more, 367 00:17:14,466 --> 00:17:15,467 You... 368 00:17:16,468 --> 00:17:17,469 or crystal. 369 00:17:20,972 --> 00:17:21,973 Fag! 370 00:17:22,974 --> 00:17:23,975 Fuck you, hobbs. 371 00:17:27,479 --> 00:17:29,481 You okay? 372 00:17:29,481 --> 00:17:30,983 What an asshole. 373 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:33,485 Thank god i won't have to see him again 374 00:17:33,485 --> 00:17:35,487 For the rest of my life. 375 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:38,489 Yeah, or... anyone else here either. 376 00:17:40,992 --> 00:17:42,494 I wasn't talking about you. 377 00:17:44,496 --> 00:17:46,999 So, are you going to the prom? 378 00:17:47,499 --> 00:17:49,001 Are you kidding? 379 00:17:49,001 --> 00:17:50,002 I know. 380 00:17:50,002 --> 00:17:51,003 I wasn't gonna go either, 381 00:17:51,003 --> 00:17:53,004 But deb said it was this rite of passage 382 00:17:53,504 --> 00:17:56,007 And if i missed it, then i would regret it for the rest of my life. 383 00:17:56,007 --> 00:17:58,510 So i asked brian. No! 384 00:17:58,510 --> 00:17:59,511 He turned me down, though. 385 00:17:59,511 --> 00:18:01,013 Oh, shit! 386 00:18:01,513 --> 00:18:03,015 Can you imagine? 387 00:18:03,015 --> 00:18:05,517 People's heads would've exploded. I know. 388 00:18:05,517 --> 00:18:06,518 It would've been the perfect 389 00:18:06,518 --> 00:18:09,020 "Fuck you and farewell to st. James academy". 390 00:18:16,028 --> 00:18:17,029 I missed you, daph. 391 00:18:19,531 --> 00:18:20,032 You too. 392 00:18:22,534 --> 00:18:24,035 So... 393 00:18:24,035 --> 00:18:25,536 how about you and me going together? 394 00:18:27,038 --> 00:18:28,039 Like a date? 395 00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:30,041 Mmm, like friends... 396 00:18:32,044 --> 00:18:33,545 best friends. 397 00:18:33,545 --> 00:18:35,047 Only... 398 00:18:35,547 --> 00:18:36,548 weirdness over? 399 00:18:37,549 --> 00:18:39,550 Weirdness definitely over. 400 00:18:40,551 --> 00:18:42,053 Okay. 401 00:18:42,053 --> 00:18:47,558 Oh, i think that's so adorable that he asked you... 402 00:18:47,558 --> 00:18:50,062 despite the somewhat questionable difference in your ages 403 00:18:50,562 --> 00:18:53,564 And the fact that emotionally he's 12 years your senior. 404 00:18:53,564 --> 00:18:55,066 Not going. Too old. 405 00:18:55,066 --> 00:18:57,568 Oh, so you're 30. I know, 406 00:18:57,568 --> 00:19:00,571 It's so traumatic, but it is something we all go through. 407 00:19:00,571 --> 00:19:02,573 If you're lucky enough to live that long. 408 00:19:02,573 --> 00:19:05,076 But to carry on like it's the end of your life? 409 00:19:05,076 --> 00:19:06,078 It is. 410 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:07,579 It's the beginning. 411 00:19:07,579 --> 00:19:10,581 A whole new way of thinking about yourself. 412 00:19:10,581 --> 00:19:14,085 Feeling a whole new sense of entitlement, 413 00:19:14,585 --> 00:19:16,087 And accomplishment. 414 00:19:18,589 --> 00:19:21,592 That's from the "la jeunesse" antiaging commercial. 415 00:19:23,595 --> 00:19:25,096 I wrote that fucking copy. 416 00:19:27,598 --> 00:19:29,600 Oh-H... 417 00:19:29,600 --> 00:19:33,104 Okay. Well, i guess i only quote from the masters. Hmm. 418 00:19:33,604 --> 00:19:34,605 But it's the truth. 419 00:19:36,607 --> 00:19:38,609 I want wrinkles, i want to have grey hair. 420 00:19:39,111 --> 00:19:41,612 I want gus to make me a grandmother. 421 00:19:41,612 --> 00:19:44,115 I want to grow old with melanie. 422 00:19:44,115 --> 00:19:46,117 Do you want me to puke right here? 423 00:19:47,618 --> 00:19:50,121 I don't want grey hair and wrinkles. 424 00:19:50,121 --> 00:19:52,123 I don't want to be a grandfather. 425 00:19:52,623 --> 00:19:53,624 And i definitely... 426 00:19:53,624 --> 00:19:56,627 don't want to grow old with melanie... 427 00:19:56,627 --> 00:19:59,130 Or anyone else. What do you want? 428 00:20:03,634 --> 00:20:04,635 This. 429 00:20:05,636 --> 00:20:06,637 It's very beautiful. 430 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,141 You know, maybe you're right. 431 00:20:12,643 --> 00:20:15,146 Maybe i should celebrate turning 30. 432 00:20:17,148 --> 00:20:19,150 Give myself something very special. 433 00:20:20,651 --> 00:20:22,653 Now you're talking. 434 00:20:24,655 --> 00:20:26,656 David? David? 435 00:20:26,656 --> 00:20:28,658 What is it? Where's my plaid flannel? 436 00:20:28,658 --> 00:20:30,161 It used to be right here. 437 00:20:30,161 --> 00:20:31,662 Oh, oh, i packed it. 438 00:20:31,662 --> 00:20:33,164 What am i supposed to wear to emmett's party? 439 00:20:33,664 --> 00:20:35,166 You're supposed to wear flannel. 440 00:20:35,166 --> 00:20:36,167 Here. 441 00:20:38,169 --> 00:20:39,670 Try that on. Thanks. 442 00:20:40,171 --> 00:20:41,172 You'll look good in that. 443 00:20:41,672 --> 00:20:43,173 That's too small on me. You keep it. 444 00:20:43,173 --> 00:20:45,675 I don't need your hand-Me-Downs. 445 00:20:45,675 --> 00:20:48,179 What i need is... somebody who listens to me. 446 00:20:51,682 --> 00:20:52,683 What? 447 00:20:54,185 --> 00:20:55,686 Well, to think about... 448 00:20:55,686 --> 00:20:57,188 w-What i'm going to do when we get to portland. 449 00:20:57,188 --> 00:20:58,688 I mean, we haven't even discussed it. 450 00:21:00,190 --> 00:21:01,691 Okay, let's discuss it. 451 00:21:03,694 --> 00:21:07,198 W-Well, i... i thought that, um... 452 00:21:07,198 --> 00:21:09,700 you know, maybe i wouldn't work at another big q, 453 00:21:09,700 --> 00:21:11,702 You know, that maybe i'd, uh... 454 00:21:11,702 --> 00:21:14,704 Um... i-I'd try something totally different. 455 00:21:15,205 --> 00:21:16,206 You know, a whole new track, 456 00:21:16,706 --> 00:21:18,708 Maybe even go back to college. 457 00:21:18,708 --> 00:21:20,711 Um... 458 00:21:20,711 --> 00:21:22,213 Uh... oh, i just remembered, 459 00:21:22,713 --> 00:21:24,215 I told the people that are leasing the house 460 00:21:24,215 --> 00:21:26,217 I'd put the screen doors in before we left. 461 00:21:26,217 --> 00:21:27,718 Oh, i can do it. 462 00:21:27,718 --> 00:21:31,221 Oh, that's okay. I'll take care of it. 463 00:21:31,721 --> 00:21:34,224 Well, i used to help my mom put on the screen doors every year. 464 00:21:34,724 --> 00:21:37,228 It's okay, i'm good with my hands, remember? 465 00:21:50,240 --> 00:21:52,242 He-E-E-E-Ey! 466 00:21:52,242 --> 00:21:53,744 Hi, honey. Come in, come in, come in. 467 00:21:53,744 --> 00:21:55,746 Okay! 468 00:21:55,746 --> 00:21:58,249 Hi, baby. Aww... 469 00:22:02,252 --> 00:22:03,753 i feel like i'm in a fuckin' forest. 470 00:22:07,257 --> 00:22:09,259 It even smells like a fuckin' forest. 471 00:22:09,259 --> 00:22:10,761 That would be the miracle 472 00:22:10,761 --> 00:22:12,763 Of pine-Scented spray. 473 00:22:12,763 --> 00:22:14,265 Oh, god! 474 00:22:16,266 --> 00:22:18,268 It's supposed to be the great northwest, ma. 475 00:22:18,268 --> 00:22:20,270 To make david and me feel at home. 476 00:22:20,270 --> 00:22:22,272 All we need now is a bear to shit in the woods. 477 00:22:22,272 --> 00:22:23,773 I could ask big hairy al 478 00:22:23,773 --> 00:22:25,275 Who works at the manhole to come over. 479 00:22:25,275 --> 00:22:26,276 He's into scat. 480 00:22:26,276 --> 00:22:27,278 Eww, jesus. 481 00:22:27,278 --> 00:22:29,280 Cover your ears, sweetheart, 482 00:22:29,280 --> 00:22:31,281 Your aunty em is being gross. 483 00:22:32,782 --> 00:22:34,284 What? 484 00:22:34,284 --> 00:22:35,785 You said wear flannel. 485 00:22:39,789 --> 00:22:42,292 May i say, you two have never looked more... 486 00:22:42,792 --> 00:22:43,794 butch. 487 00:22:43,794 --> 00:22:45,795 Well, neither have you. 488 00:22:45,795 --> 00:22:46,796 Flannel. 489 00:22:48,298 --> 00:22:50,300 Isn't that lesbian lingerie? 490 00:22:51,801 --> 00:22:53,803 Stick a dick in it, would you? 491 00:22:53,803 --> 00:22:56,306 I think that's funny. 492 00:22:56,306 --> 00:22:57,307 Where's brian? 493 00:22:58,308 --> 00:23:00,310 He's always fashionably late. 494 00:23:27,337 --> 00:23:28,838 Have you talked to him yet? 495 00:23:31,341 --> 00:23:32,341 Are these buttermilk? 496 00:23:35,345 --> 00:23:36,346 No. 497 00:23:38,348 --> 00:23:39,349 Well, may i suggest, 498 00:23:39,849 --> 00:23:42,352 As your hostess for the evening 499 00:23:42,352 --> 00:23:43,353 That you do so? 500 00:23:45,855 --> 00:23:47,856 It's a goodbye party, not an intervention. 501 00:23:48,357 --> 00:23:51,361 Then the sooner you say goodbye, the better. 502 00:23:51,361 --> 00:23:53,363 You don't have to say goodbye to me right now. 503 00:23:53,363 --> 00:23:54,864 I'm not leaving till tomorrow. 504 00:23:54,864 --> 00:23:56,866 We weren't talking about you, sweetie. 505 00:23:58,868 --> 00:24:00,370 So, you all packed? 506 00:24:00,370 --> 00:24:02,372 Yeah, my entire life is on a moving van 507 00:24:02,372 --> 00:24:03,872 Headed to portland. 508 00:24:03,872 --> 00:24:06,875 You aren't getting cold feet, are you? 509 00:24:06,875 --> 00:24:10,380 I haven't had cold feet since i lived here. 510 00:24:10,380 --> 00:24:11,381 Remember banging on the pipes 511 00:24:11,881 --> 00:24:13,883 So the landlord would turn on some heat? 512 00:24:14,384 --> 00:24:15,885 It's better than banging the landlord. 513 00:24:15,885 --> 00:24:17,387 Well... 514 00:24:24,394 --> 00:24:25,395 well, honey... 515 00:24:26,896 --> 00:24:29,899 you ever want to come home, you just, um... 516 00:24:29,899 --> 00:24:31,901 you just click your heels three times. 517 00:24:38,907 --> 00:24:40,909 I guess i'll miss you most of all, scarecrow. 518 00:25:02,932 --> 00:25:04,933 Poor guys. 519 00:25:04,933 --> 00:25:05,934 Are they gonna be all right? 520 00:25:07,436 --> 00:25:08,937 Yeah, they'll be fine. 521 00:25:09,938 --> 00:25:11,440 What about you? 522 00:25:11,940 --> 00:25:13,942 For chrissakes, michael, you're only going to portland, 523 00:25:13,942 --> 00:25:15,445 Not to the moon. 524 00:25:15,945 --> 00:25:16,946 They got planes and phones 525 00:25:16,946 --> 00:25:18,948 That go both ways, honey. 526 00:25:18,948 --> 00:25:20,449 And you and uncle vic can come and visit 527 00:25:20,449 --> 00:25:21,450 Any time you want. 528 00:25:21,450 --> 00:25:22,951 We may take you up on that. 529 00:25:24,453 --> 00:25:26,455 But like i said, it's no big deal. 530 00:25:27,456 --> 00:25:28,957 Isn't that what i've been saying, vic? 531 00:25:28,957 --> 00:25:30,459 She's been saying that. 532 00:25:31,961 --> 00:25:33,463 So give me a hug, and that'll be that. 533 00:25:46,975 --> 00:25:48,978 Ma? 534 00:25:48,978 --> 00:25:50,480 Are you going to let me go? 535 00:25:52,481 --> 00:25:55,984 I'd like to sweetheart, but i can't. 536 00:25:56,985 --> 00:25:58,487 What do you mean, you can't? 537 00:25:59,488 --> 00:26:01,490 My arms won't move. 538 00:26:01,490 --> 00:26:02,991 Ma, you're suffocating me. 539 00:26:03,492 --> 00:26:04,993 I'm not fuckin' kidding. 540 00:26:04,993 --> 00:26:06,995 David, uncle vic? 541 00:26:06,995 --> 00:26:07,996 Oh, okay, okay. 542 00:26:08,497 --> 00:26:10,499 Come on, let's give her a pull. On three... 543 00:26:40,028 --> 00:26:42,531 Come here. I didn't touch anything in your room. 544 00:26:42,531 --> 00:26:43,532 That's not what i was going to say. 545 00:26:43,532 --> 00:26:45,534 Look, i need you to do me a favour. 546 00:26:45,534 --> 00:26:48,036 What, disappear? 547 00:26:48,036 --> 00:26:51,540 I gave up all hope of that happening a long time ago. 548 00:26:52,040 --> 00:26:54,041 I need you to take care of my mom while i'm away. 549 00:26:54,041 --> 00:26:56,044 You know, make sure she doesn't work too hard, and... 550 00:26:56,545 --> 00:27:00,549 And help her around the house, and... and take out the trash. 551 00:27:00,549 --> 00:27:03,051 And if you see that she is lonely, 552 00:27:03,051 --> 00:27:06,054 Just sit with her a while 553 00:27:06,054 --> 00:27:08,056 And let her talk. 554 00:27:08,056 --> 00:27:10,057 Even if you've heard it before. 555 00:27:10,057 --> 00:27:14,062 Because sometimes she just needs to know that someone's listening. 556 00:27:14,062 --> 00:27:15,063 I promise. 557 00:27:29,578 --> 00:27:31,580 I love your friends. 558 00:27:31,580 --> 00:27:34,583 They are like family. 559 00:27:34,583 --> 00:27:36,585 Not "like"; they are. 560 00:27:38,086 --> 00:27:39,587 Hmm. 561 00:27:39,587 --> 00:27:41,088 It's because we trust each other. 562 00:27:42,590 --> 00:27:43,591 Whoa. 563 00:27:44,592 --> 00:27:46,595 You don't trust me? 564 00:27:46,595 --> 00:27:48,096 Do i have reason not to? 565 00:27:53,101 --> 00:27:54,603 All right, look, let's not pretend there isn't a moose 566 00:27:55,102 --> 00:27:57,104 In the middle of the room, okay? 567 00:27:57,104 --> 00:27:59,106 I know you're using again. 568 00:27:59,106 --> 00:28:01,108 I found one of your little "favours" 569 00:28:01,108 --> 00:28:02,109 In the pocket of the suit i bought you. 570 00:28:02,610 --> 00:28:03,612 Huh, talk about trust. 571 00:28:03,612 --> 00:28:07,115 I wasn't looking for it. Okay, it just fell out. 572 00:28:07,115 --> 00:28:09,117 You can believe me or not, i really don't care. 573 00:28:09,618 --> 00:28:11,619 Since then, i've been trying to pretend i didn't see it. 574 00:28:11,619 --> 00:28:13,120 Only, i can't. 575 00:28:13,120 --> 00:28:14,622 Not when i see you destroying your life. 576 00:28:14,622 --> 00:28:17,625 I was afraid of disappointing you, of failing again. 577 00:28:17,625 --> 00:28:19,628 Well, you have. 578 00:28:20,128 --> 00:28:22,631 And i can't live with an addict. 579 00:28:22,631 --> 00:28:25,133 And i can't make love to an addict. 580 00:28:26,133 --> 00:28:27,635 And it sickens me 581 00:28:28,135 --> 00:28:29,136 To think about what you're doing to a person 582 00:28:29,136 --> 00:28:30,638 I happen to care a whole lot about 583 00:28:30,638 --> 00:28:33,140 Who obviously cares so little about himself. 584 00:28:33,140 --> 00:28:35,643 So i have no choice... 585 00:28:35,643 --> 00:28:37,145 except to say goodbye. 586 00:28:37,145 --> 00:28:39,147 I don't wanna be like this! 587 00:28:49,156 --> 00:28:51,659 Then check yourself into rehab. 588 00:29:23,190 --> 00:29:25,693 Hm. Uh, moose jerky? 589 00:29:29,697 --> 00:29:32,199 It's harder than i thought... saying goodbye. 590 00:29:32,199 --> 00:29:34,702 It's a good thing we're leaving first thing in the morning. 591 00:29:38,205 --> 00:29:40,708 Actually, i changed the reservation for tomorrow night. 592 00:29:40,708 --> 00:29:41,709 What? 593 00:29:42,710 --> 00:29:44,712 I said i changed the reservation till tomorr... 594 00:29:45,212 --> 00:29:46,213 why didn't you tell me? 595 00:29:47,715 --> 00:29:49,216 Well, does it matter? 596 00:29:49,216 --> 00:29:50,718 Obviously not. 597 00:29:51,218 --> 00:29:52,720 Well, michael, it's just a little change of plan. 598 00:29:53,220 --> 00:29:54,722 I've just got a few things i gotta clear up... 599 00:29:54,722 --> 00:29:55,723 which i could've helped you with, 600 00:29:55,723 --> 00:29:57,725 Except... every time i offer, you refuse. 601 00:29:57,725 --> 00:30:00,227 You have to do everything yourself. 602 00:30:00,227 --> 00:30:01,228 I just thought... 603 00:30:01,228 --> 00:30:03,230 no, you just thought i couldn't handle it. 604 00:30:03,230 --> 00:30:05,232 That i can't hang a fucking screen door. 605 00:30:09,236 --> 00:30:11,238 What the fuck is wrong with you? 606 00:30:14,241 --> 00:30:16,743 You just think i'm going to go along, 607 00:30:16,743 --> 00:30:18,746 Do whatever you want, 608 00:30:18,746 --> 00:30:21,248 On your terms and your time. 609 00:30:21,749 --> 00:30:24,251 Like a child, or a... or a trophy wife. 610 00:30:24,752 --> 00:30:26,754 You just make all the decisions, and i'll say "yes, dear". 611 00:30:26,754 --> 00:30:29,256 Only i'm the one giving up everything in my goddamn life. 612 00:30:29,756 --> 00:30:32,258 My family, my friends, my job to be with you. 613 00:30:33,760 --> 00:30:35,763 And i have to wonder, 614 00:30:35,763 --> 00:30:37,765 That if the situation was reversed, 615 00:30:37,765 --> 00:30:39,767 Would you have done the same for me? 616 00:30:44,772 --> 00:30:46,272 Well, i guess that's an answer. 617 00:31:51,337 --> 00:31:53,840 Ohh... ohh... 618 00:32:02,849 --> 00:32:04,350 fuck you. 619 00:32:04,851 --> 00:32:05,852 Fuck you! 620 00:32:07,854 --> 00:32:09,355 Asshole! 621 00:32:09,355 --> 00:32:11,858 What the fuck were you doing? 622 00:32:11,858 --> 00:32:13,359 What the fuck areyoudoing? 623 00:32:13,359 --> 00:32:16,363 I came here to see why you didn't come to my farewell party. 624 00:32:17,364 --> 00:32:19,365 What party? 625 00:32:19,365 --> 00:32:20,366 You know goddamn well. 626 00:32:20,867 --> 00:32:22,368 Everybody was there but you. 627 00:32:22,368 --> 00:32:26,372 Oh, right, david and michael's "farewell in flannel". 628 00:32:30,376 --> 00:32:32,880 Well, i've been having a little celebration of my own 629 00:32:32,880 --> 00:32:34,881 In honour of my big three-Oh. 630 00:32:34,881 --> 00:32:36,382 With this? 631 00:32:36,382 --> 00:32:38,885 Yeah, to give myself a very special gift. 632 00:32:38,885 --> 00:32:39,886 Like what? 633 00:32:40,386 --> 00:32:43,389 Like the greatest fucking orgasm of my life. 634 00:32:43,389 --> 00:32:45,892 Try the last fucking orgasm of your life. 635 00:32:45,892 --> 00:32:47,393 You could kill yourself. 636 00:32:47,894 --> 00:32:49,896 Well, that wouldn't be the worst thing that could happen. 637 00:32:50,897 --> 00:32:53,399 To go out in a blaze of glory, 638 00:32:53,399 --> 00:32:55,902 Like cobain... 639 00:32:55,902 --> 00:32:57,904 james dean... 640 00:32:57,904 --> 00:32:58,905 hendrix. 641 00:33:00,907 --> 00:33:02,909 They're all legends. 642 00:33:02,909 --> 00:33:04,911 They'll always be young. 643 00:33:04,911 --> 00:33:06,913 And they'll always be beautiful. 644 00:33:06,913 --> 00:33:08,915 And they'll always be dead. 645 00:33:09,415 --> 00:33:13,419 "Life not worth living if you not take risk." 646 00:33:13,419 --> 00:33:14,921 You're not going through with it. 647 00:33:15,421 --> 00:33:18,925 If i want to experience the joys of scarfing, 648 00:33:19,425 --> 00:33:20,926 What the hell business is it of yours? 649 00:33:20,926 --> 00:33:23,429 It's my business 'cause i'm the one who'll get the call 650 00:33:23,429 --> 00:33:24,931 That the goddamn cleaning lady's found you 651 00:33:24,931 --> 00:33:27,934 Hanging from the rafters with a fucking boner. 652 00:33:27,934 --> 00:33:30,436 Ah... fuck you, michael. 653 00:33:30,436 --> 00:33:32,939 Fuck you. 654 00:33:32,939 --> 00:33:36,441 Why do you always have to ruin everything? 655 00:33:36,441 --> 00:33:39,445 Ruin? I'm saving you! Ah? 656 00:33:39,946 --> 00:33:41,948 Just like toby harper saved captain astro 657 00:33:41,948 --> 00:33:43,950 In issue 658 00:33:43,950 --> 00:33:47,954 When captain astro thought that he'd lost all of his superpower. 659 00:33:47,954 --> 00:33:50,956 God, you are so pathetic. 660 00:33:52,457 --> 00:33:55,461 No,you are! 661 00:33:55,461 --> 00:33:57,964 Don't you know that you still have your powers? 662 00:33:58,464 --> 00:33:59,465 All your powers. 663 00:33:59,465 --> 00:34:00,967 And you always will. 664 00:34:02,468 --> 00:34:04,470 Whether you're 18 or you're 30, 665 00:34:04,470 --> 00:34:07,472 Or you're 50, or you're 100. 666 00:34:07,472 --> 00:34:08,974 You will always be young 667 00:34:08,974 --> 00:34:10,976 And you will always be beautiful. 668 00:34:12,979 --> 00:34:14,981 You're brian kinney, for fuck's sake! 669 00:34:28,995 --> 00:34:30,496 Well, the staff seems very nice. 670 00:34:30,997 --> 00:34:31,998 They're really helpful. 671 00:34:31,998 --> 00:34:33,499 They do. Yeah. 672 00:34:34,000 --> 00:34:35,001 They said you can get anything you want, anytime. 673 00:34:35,001 --> 00:34:38,003 You know, they got snacks all day... that's good. 674 00:34:38,003 --> 00:34:40,505 Yeah. And if you need anything, you just, um... 675 00:34:40,505 --> 00:34:42,507 I... i will. 676 00:34:43,008 --> 00:34:45,010 Look, i-I... i want you to know 677 00:34:45,010 --> 00:34:46,012 How happy... 678 00:34:46,512 --> 00:34:48,514 Well... happy's not the right word. 679 00:34:49,015 --> 00:34:53,518 Not happy, but uh... grateful 680 00:34:53,518 --> 00:34:55,020 And relieved 681 00:34:55,020 --> 00:34:57,022 I am that you're doing this. 682 00:34:57,022 --> 00:34:59,024 Well, it's for us, right? 683 00:34:59,024 --> 00:35:00,025 Right. 684 00:35:14,039 --> 00:35:15,040 So... 685 00:35:16,041 --> 00:35:18,043 i'll see you tonight? Tonight. 686 00:35:20,046 --> 00:35:22,048 Oh, one more thing before i forget... 687 00:35:23,549 --> 00:35:26,051 huh, thought you might like to listen to that. 688 00:35:26,051 --> 00:35:28,053 "La traviata". 689 00:35:28,053 --> 00:35:29,554 Your favourite opera. Yeah, it's... 690 00:35:29,554 --> 00:35:32,557 The only opera that... i know. 691 00:35:34,559 --> 00:35:35,560 Except... 692 00:35:37,063 --> 00:35:39,065 you said at the end they get back together 693 00:35:39,564 --> 00:35:41,066 And sing many glorious duets. 694 00:35:43,068 --> 00:35:44,069 Guess that's the sequel. 695 00:35:46,071 --> 00:35:47,072 "Traviata 2". 696 00:36:00,085 --> 00:36:01,586 Considering how you feel, 697 00:36:02,087 --> 00:36:04,589 I think it's probably a good idea that you not go. 698 00:36:05,090 --> 00:36:06,591 You think it's a good idea. 699 00:36:06,591 --> 00:36:08,593 For chrissakes, michael, what do you want me to say? 700 00:36:08,593 --> 00:36:10,595 "Wethink." You know, if you used the word occasionally 701 00:36:10,595 --> 00:36:12,097 You might actually get used to it. 702 00:36:12,597 --> 00:36:14,599 You're the one who's obviously decided it's not a good idea. 703 00:36:14,599 --> 00:36:16,601 Only this time it's not about screen doors 704 00:36:16,601 --> 00:36:18,603 Or changing flights. This time it's about brian. 705 00:36:18,603 --> 00:36:20,105 If you knew he wasn't leaving, 706 00:36:20,105 --> 00:36:21,606 You would've never agreed to go. 707 00:36:21,606 --> 00:36:23,608 No, david. 708 00:36:23,608 --> 00:36:26,110 You'll be happy to know, this time it's not about him. 709 00:36:26,110 --> 00:36:27,612 It's about you. 710 00:36:30,115 --> 00:36:31,616 The car'll be here any minute. 711 00:36:35,620 --> 00:36:37,622 I can take you to the airport. 712 00:36:37,622 --> 00:36:39,624 I know you can, but i'd rather you didn't. 713 00:36:41,125 --> 00:36:42,626 Okay, fine. Have it your way. 714 00:36:44,629 --> 00:36:46,131 The way i always do? 715 00:36:46,631 --> 00:36:48,133 That's not what i was going to say. 716 00:36:49,634 --> 00:36:51,136 I'm sorry. 717 00:36:54,639 --> 00:36:56,141 How many times have i told you, 718 00:36:56,141 --> 00:36:59,143 You don't have to keep apologizing, michael? 719 00:36:59,143 --> 00:37:00,645 I know i don't, but... 720 00:37:01,146 --> 00:37:02,147 aside from that... 721 00:37:05,150 --> 00:37:08,153 i'm the one that should be apologizing to you. 722 00:37:08,153 --> 00:37:10,155 I'm sorry i disregarded your feelings, 723 00:37:10,155 --> 00:37:11,656 That i didn't include you in the decisions, 724 00:37:12,156 --> 00:37:14,158 That i expected you to come, and, no... 725 00:37:16,160 --> 00:37:18,663 i'm not sure that i could do the same. 726 00:37:23,668 --> 00:37:25,670 Well, i appreciate that, but that's... 727 00:37:25,670 --> 00:37:27,671 that's not what i was going to say. 728 00:37:29,173 --> 00:37:30,174 It's not up to you 729 00:37:30,174 --> 00:37:32,176 To decide what i should do with my life. 730 00:37:32,676 --> 00:37:33,678 That's up to me. 731 00:37:33,678 --> 00:37:36,681 And if i didn't do it, then it's my fault. 732 00:37:38,183 --> 00:37:39,184 And... 733 00:37:40,685 --> 00:37:42,687 maybe next time i should just... 734 00:37:42,687 --> 00:37:47,191 I should think things through more clearly before i say... yes. 735 00:37:50,695 --> 00:37:52,697 Well, i hope you'll decide to change your mind. 736 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:56,701 And if you do... 737 00:37:59,703 --> 00:38:00,704 i'll be waiting. 738 00:38:03,707 --> 00:38:05,709 And this time, 739 00:38:05,709 --> 00:38:07,712 On your time... and your terms. 740 00:38:25,230 --> 00:38:26,231 Attention, everyone. 741 00:38:28,233 --> 00:38:29,733 Remember that cute little twink 742 00:38:29,733 --> 00:38:31,735 In the midriff-T and fatigues 743 00:38:31,735 --> 00:38:33,737 Who went up the stairs? 744 00:38:33,737 --> 00:38:37,741 Well, just take a look at who is coming down. 745 00:38:42,247 --> 00:38:44,749 Holy shit, sunshine! 746 00:38:45,249 --> 00:38:46,250 Well, what do ya know? 747 00:38:46,750 --> 00:38:47,751 The little chicken's become 748 00:38:47,751 --> 00:38:49,253 Cock-Of-The-Walk. 749 00:38:50,754 --> 00:38:53,257 Sweetheart, you look... beautiful. 750 00:38:53,257 --> 00:38:55,259 Jesus, i could go for you myself. 751 00:38:55,759 --> 00:38:57,762 If i don't beat you to him. 752 00:39:46,809 --> 00:39:48,812 I can't believe you brought your autograph book with you. 753 00:39:48,812 --> 00:39:51,815 Well, you never know who you might see in rehab. 754 00:39:51,815 --> 00:39:54,818 Hi, uh, we're here to visit with blake wyzecki. 755 00:39:54,818 --> 00:39:56,820 Sorry, blake checked himself out. 756 00:39:59,823 --> 00:40:03,326 He just... he just checked himself in this afternoon. 757 00:40:03,326 --> 00:40:04,828 He's gone. 758 00:40:04,828 --> 00:40:07,831 W-What... what, you just let people leave whenever they want? 759 00:40:07,831 --> 00:40:10,834 It's a voluntary commitment, we can't force people to stay. 760 00:40:13,337 --> 00:40:15,339 Did he say where he was going? Did he... did he leave a message? 761 00:40:15,339 --> 00:40:16,840 Are you ted? 762 00:40:16,840 --> 00:40:17,840 That's right. 763 00:40:19,842 --> 00:40:20,843 He left this for you. 764 00:41:11,895 --> 00:41:13,397 I thought you said you wouldn't be caught dead 765 00:41:13,397 --> 00:41:14,898 In a room full of 18-Year-Olds. 766 00:41:16,900 --> 00:41:18,902 I thought i'd recapture my lost youth. 767 00:41:21,904 --> 00:41:23,906 You look hot, daphne. 768 00:41:25,408 --> 00:41:26,909 I'd fuck you. 769 00:41:26,909 --> 00:41:29,413 Uh, you... you too, brian. 770 00:41:29,413 --> 00:41:30,914 Mind if i borrow your date? 771 00:44:25,087 --> 00:44:26,588 Stewardess? Stewardess, 772 00:44:26,588 --> 00:44:28,089 Has fligh. 990 left yet? 773 00:44:28,089 --> 00:44:30,592 I believe they've already started boarding. Gate 39. 774 00:44:30,592 --> 00:44:32,594 If you want to make it, you'd better hurry. 775 00:44:42,103 --> 00:44:44,105 Did you see their faces? 776 00:44:44,105 --> 00:44:47,609 Yeah, we gave 'em a prom they'll never forget. 777 00:44:47,609 --> 00:44:48,610 Me neither. 778 00:44:51,614 --> 00:44:53,115 It's the best night of my life. 779 00:44:54,617 --> 00:44:57,619 Yeah, even if it was ridiculously romantic. 780 00:45:20,141 --> 00:45:21,142 Later. 781 00:45:24,146 --> 00:45:25,147 Later. 782 00:45:42,664 --> 00:45:43,164 Justin! 783 00:45:55,176 --> 00:45:56,678 God... dammit! 784 00:46:01,683 --> 00:46:05,186 No-No-No-Nono-No-No-No-No. 785 00:46:05,687 --> 00:46:06,688 God!